Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2947
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	914570
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	964006	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1839

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Potions Brewed:	139
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2450	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	5721
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	716
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!