Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Emeralds Found:	465	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crops Grown:	4048	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	1557
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.