Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	6345	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.