Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3635	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ores Mined:	9484	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	88

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2932
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	New Chunks Explored:	756563

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1659	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.