Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8127
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3470	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	411980
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7832	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8350	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2799
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	4705
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	265969

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	8755	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com