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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2451 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!