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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8417 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!