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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1175 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!