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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4756 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!