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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Emeralds Found: 8204 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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