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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5891 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 183 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
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