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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8985 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!