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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1590 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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