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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3923 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!