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SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8614	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3952

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TripWithoutBae

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Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2975	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

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Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32