Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	264372
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1980

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8110	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchantments Applied:	216
Dragon Eggs Found:	8135	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6616	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8752	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	1288
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7387	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	153
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!