Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

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Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Animals Bred:	111
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Space Invaders MC

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Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7021	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Potions Brewed:	83	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WrongCraft: Because Breaking Blocks is the Only Way to Make Friends

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and fight with style like never before!

Imagine riding a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks at your enemies. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing creepers and zombie flash mobs that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops diamonds instead of wool.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Check out our server trailer here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	6641	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Cursed Jujutsu Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the Dragon Queen, a fearsome boss who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

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On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Scandi Summer Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a summer cottage culture like no other! Forget about boring old Finland and Sweden, on our server, everyone has their own virtual summer cottage to escape to.

Imagine building your own cozy cabin by the lake, fishing for virtual fish that actually taste like real fish (just kidding, they taste like pixels). And don’t worry about other countries staying home all summer, because on our server, the whole world is on vacation!

Join us for a summer of fun, relaxation, and maybe even a few virtual mosquitoes to keep things interesting. So why wait? Come on over and experience the ultimate summer cottage getaway on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mog’s Runt Box: Niji Hole & Starry Adventures

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of super intelligent llamas who wanted to build a utopia for all Minecraft players. They worked day and night, mining blocks and crafting weapons, until they finally created the most mind-blowing server ever seen.

On this server, you can ride flying pigs through the sky, battle zombie unicorns in epic quests, and even build your own giant taco castle if you so desire. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you will be granted superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. You’ll be able to shoot rainbows from your fingertips, summon dancing pandas at will, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this magical Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	59
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GenZ Savior’s Minecraft Madness

Choices, consequences, critical thinking, current generation, Decision making, Ethics, Future, genz, heroism, Humanity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, introspection, leadership, Legacy, madness, Minecraft, morality, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, saved generation, Saviors, society

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where ONE of these options saved the current generation! Can you guess which one it is? Hint: it’s definitely not the other two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our UNIQUE world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this EPIC Minecraft server and be a part of the LEGENDARY adventure that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.