Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Identity Crisis

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	428	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Anon’s Server: No. 917219015 LOLz

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a pet dragon feature where you can ride around on a fire-breathing beast and terrorize your enemies? Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2144	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TwiceCraft: Pick your bias & build your way to the top!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers on this server are known for their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.

Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MarineCraft: Ahoy Matey’s Adventure!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of 3rd Generation girls band appear out of nowhere and start performing a 3D live concert right in front of you! And guess what? You get a front row seat to all the action!

But that’s not all – how about sailing the high seas with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates on their MV? You’ll be swashbuckling your way to treasure and glory in no time!

And let’s not forget about the Umisea MV where you’ll be diving deep into the ocean depths to uncover hidden secrets and ancient ruins. Who knows what kind of treasure you’ll find down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD adventure filled with music, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of piracy (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! See you in the game, mateys! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Xbox Noobz Minecraft Server: Where Even Creepers Can Get a Win!

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Are you tired of Xbox players always dominating in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, Xbox players are cursed with the inability to win a single game!

Join us and witness the hilarious sight of Xbox players struggling to even mine a block while everyone else builds magnificent structures and conquers the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who will show you their epic dance moves if you bring them a golden carrot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate chaos and laughter that awaits you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VeganCraft: Where Even the Creepers Eat Their Greens!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?

So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Bait Battles: Pedo Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of which is the superior paedobait series! Join us as we build INSANE structures inspired by your favorite paedobait shows and movies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Old Farts Craft

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Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ores Mined:	9141	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.