so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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