Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8006 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 291 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Potions Brewed: 121 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Palterra Pixel

    Palterra Pixel

    Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NyxCraft

    NyxCraft

    Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity.  Features:

    • Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

    Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

    ✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

    Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!
    Server Name Survival Horizons
    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Overview:

    Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    Rules:

    • RESPECT EVERYONE
    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
    • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

    A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9228 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ores Mined: 6637 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MomNotInformedMC Server

    MomNotInformedMC Server
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

    Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TableGateCraft

    TableGateCraft
    Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7414 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

    BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

    Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Potions Brewed: 108 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Acts of Kindness

    Blocky Acts of Kindness
    Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

    BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5502 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Animals Bred: 28 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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