Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3192

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict
    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3644 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Space Stars Minecraft SMP

    Space Stars Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

    Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 825866 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyIncomeHideout

    CraftyIncomeHideout
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

    Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyAccidents

    CraftyAccidents
    Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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