Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	995
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6037
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.