Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	989	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	535
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	9775
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3809

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8806	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	586102	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Emeralds Found:	5262
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!