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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

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MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	80	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Farms Harvested:	658
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	7592	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	7936	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	1406
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1695
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Players Killed by Monsters:	1493	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	129
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	179	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	833	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6725	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	909463	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	369	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	6808	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay