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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	232	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	9935

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	7762
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Players Killed by Monsters:	7439
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	4992
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com