Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

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Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ores Mined:	7048	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	4668	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Potions Brewed:	128

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2430	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6314
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	996

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Crops Grown:	1371	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net