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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	1650
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	700	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Votes:	5891	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	1275	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	3125
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Votes:	6072	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1718	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org