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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

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Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	3410
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Votes:	3125	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchantments Applied:	157
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4173
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

server.toro-league.com