Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	3742
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	4961
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Void Gems Collected:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5079
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4148	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	5458	Animals Bred:	71
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7577	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7362	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Villages Defended:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1303	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	455863
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	74	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!