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4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3553	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

seraphim.apexmc.co

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	3

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

play.earth500.net

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ores Mined:	2725
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

play.nimedios.nl

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	225
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

TheVoid.mc.gg

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

play.earthcorp.co

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

christianmc.apexmc.co:25672

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	60
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Luna Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5921	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3900
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Animals Bred:	184	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

Luna-Craft.Online

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net

Capital Craft

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

in1.terohost.in:25571

WelkinMC

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2737	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	82
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

play.welkinmc.com

Vanilla Vice

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4495
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

mc.vanillavicerp.pt

PixelVerse

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

pixelverse.line.pm

Skypeaks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2354
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	79
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5033

Welcome to Skypeaks!

About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

hub.skypeaks.net