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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	7

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5924
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Buildings Constructed:	33

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	7589	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Votes:	6443
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	9334
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	8160
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Star Shards Collected:	80
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4900	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5659	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

pokeleague.net