Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	122
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	298	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9809
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

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HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Emeralds Found:	1558

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	122
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Farms Harvested:	335
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	95971
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Villages Defended:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Farms Harvested:	552	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crops Grown:	9626

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ores Mined:	8847
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2874
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7193	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4823
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	6397
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

play.mineheart.net