Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	1895	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	3151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Villages Defended:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mines Excavated:	3898	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	20	Votes:	3043
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com