Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	8003	Crops Grown:	6387
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2381
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	8869	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1114	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	110
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Runes Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	792
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	5987

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	988876
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	2213
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2811
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Star Shards Collected:	215
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	1

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Animals Bred:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8070
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Potions Brewed:	109
Votes:	9780	Magic Items Found:	2449

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

play.hypersteal.net