Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Votes:	3304
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

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McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	173	Mines Excavated:	1970

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	1615
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	3343
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	523497	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	7526	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	5508

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Emeralds Found:	9962
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	5197	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	690
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	628992
Animals Bred:	104	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Animals Bred:	40

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	8961
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6924
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572