Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	510012
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	1688	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

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PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Star Shards Collected:	235
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Void Gems Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	7168
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	153	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7822
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	3483
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	138	Potions Brewed:	154
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9969	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	4387	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com