Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	907129
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	7753	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Votes:	7733	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Crops Grown:	6187
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9373
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	2969
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com