Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Animals Bred:	105	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

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CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	5891	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Votes:	1297	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1742	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	3041
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1481
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

play.msrebound.com