Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2351	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6594
New Chunks Explored:	362402	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	963010

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	3516
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	582	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4381	Buildings Constructed:	39

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Votes:	524
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4315	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net