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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5184 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 183 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9694 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!