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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1188 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
