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CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	412827	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

akg, Ark, arknights, caster, cn, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, jp, KR, Marthe, Minecraft, Raythean Striker, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard, Vitafield, Website, Witch Feast

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	3303	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1