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HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3496	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5018	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3216
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SoulMC Network

Earth, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

Join and experience with us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

soaringmc

AFK Zone, bedrock, Cash, Cross-Play, Crossplay Fun, easy ways to make money, Economy, farm cactus, Farm Sugar Cane, feathers, java, legendary crate key, Mercenary, Mercenary Job, Miner Job, online store, Ores, Player Trading, Premium Currency, PvP, Spawners, Survival

Crossplay Fun: Play with friends across Java and Bedrock—no limits! Easy Ways to Make Money When the Server Drops: Farm Sugar Cane or Cactus: Quick-growing crops that will get you enough cash to buy spawners! Select the Miner Job: Mine ores at `/warp mine` and earn money along the way. Become a Mercenary:*Pick the Mercenary Job, head to `/warp PvP`, and get paid for each kill. How to Get Feathers (Premium Currency) AFK Zone: Earn 5 feathers + 1,000 cash per minute in the AFK Zone, with a 5% chance to get a Legendary Crate Key every 30 minutes! Player Trading: You can also trade cash for feathers or purchase feathers from our online store once it launches!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21