Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Emeralds Found:	1947	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	210837
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7196	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	471338	Buildings Constructed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com