Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Farms Harvested:	838

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Star Shards Collected:	214
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7540
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5026	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5852
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	302	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2208	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	1137	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	2971
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Animals Bred:	101	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	330	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

pokeleague.net