Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

The Wild

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

the-wild.tk

WinterCrest

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

play.wintercrestmc.com

Survival Exam

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

play.provim.org

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1072
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Emeralds Found:	2701	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Potions Brewed:	97	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	192
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4963
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	5770
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com