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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	3809

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	5215

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	860	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	7900	New Chunks Explored:	316372
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Farms Harvested:	548	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	300

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.