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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	747
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Animals Bred:	42

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5147	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	145	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9335	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Void Gems Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6068

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	217
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!