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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	1822	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6233
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1022

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	6745	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4817	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1779	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.