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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5738	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7602	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Farms Harvested:	242
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	6065
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2465
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	2936
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ores Mined:	2019	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1703
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.